Home - No~Schitz! Because You've Got Other Schitz to do!!

Lonoke, Arkansas 72086

our Mission is simple:

We’ll handle the mess so you can enjoy your yard – Barefoot and all!

Hey there! NoSchitz, we’re glad you stopped by. Tired of playing Tip-Toe through landmines in your yard? We’re your professional dog by-product removal experts now developing service routes in Sherwood, Jacksonville, Cabot, Austin, and Lonoke areas.

No~Schitz, Just Clean Yards!! – that’s our promise to you. Our reliable team shows up weekly to keep your yard pristine, because let’s face it – crap happens, but that doesn’t mean you have to deal with it! More time for you!

Yard 'Flush'

We take the hassle out of yard clean up through professional service. Using a multi-grid walk system, digital checkpoints for your peace of mind, we ensure every corner is covered. Let us give your yard the No~Schitz certified touch!

No~Schitz clean and stress free.

Why Choose No~Schitz?

Reliable weekly, bi-weekly, and 1 time service, rain or shine

Bar code controlled Service Notifications

Arrival and departure (optional)

Professional, uniformed technicians

Full yard inspection and cleaning

Pet-safe waste removal

100% satisfaction guaranteed

Your yard and critters will thank you for a No~Schitz yard!

But Wait... There's More...

Freshen it

Beyond the yard flush, who knows what is lurking in your yard. give your yard a fresh scent and kill some deadly germs while you’re at it. we spray a kennel-grade (Rescue) deodorizer/disinfectant to zap deadly germs and viruses, leaving your yard fresh and safe—even on steamy Arkansas days! Hit “Why?” to learn about yard germs. Click “Free Quote” to add it to your no~Schitz Yard service.

Have No~Schitz this Summer!

We’ll scoop the poop weekly, leaving your yard spotless—no mess, no stress! Enjoy more time with your pup, schitz-free.