No~Schitz About Our Service
A Day In The Life... How we do it

At No~Schitz, your pets’ health and well-being are our top priority. Here’s why waste removal and disinfecting procedures are critical and how they help prevent potential health risks:
A No~Schitz Professional Scoop Partner (PSP) begins their day by reviewing their assigned route, detailing which clients to visit, their locations, and the sequence of stops. The first client of the day is Klem Kadiddlehopper’s property. The PSP clicks on Clem’s account, automatically triggering a text message to the client with an estimated arrival time while logging the start of the PSP’s day into the No~Schitz system. Gathering information for constant improvement of reliability and efficiency.


Upon arrival, the PSP gathers their tools and proceeds to the client’s personal ‘Yard Paw Pass’ (see picture) A No~Schitz Certified Yard Sign is prominently displayed on the property, featuring barcodes and contact number. Scanning this barcode triggers multiple actions: it logs travel time, the duration of the job, and initiates billing for the client. This scan ensures every detail is documented and accounted for.
The PSP proceeds with the mission, cleaning the yard thoroughly walking multiple grid patterns to meet No~Schitz Certified Yard standards. During this process, the PSP takes time-stamped videos of gates being opened and closed to ensure proper documentation and security. The by-product is then double bagged and deposited into the customers trash. Yard deodorizing and sanitizing’s are done after the cleaning.


After completing the job, the PSP updates the system with any relevant notes about the visit, scans the barcode again to finalize the record, and triggers a text to the client confirming their yard is tidy and their payment has been processed. With the click of a button, the PSP moves on to the next client, ready to repeat the process. Click Free Quote to stop doing the one chore nobody likes to do.
Fresh Clean yard
Beyond the yard flush, we offer an add-on spray kennel-grade ‘Rescue’ disinfectant/Deodorizer to zap deadly germs and viruses, leaving your yard fresh and safe—even on steamy Arkansas days! We clean our equipment with this after every yard. Hit “Free Quote” to add fresh and clean to your Yard Flush Service.
